Fast, Simple Websites for UK Funeral Directors, Yours to Keep
If your last website cost £3,000 and brought you exactly zero jobs, this is the page you needed eighteen months ago. Read it now and don't waste another £3,000.
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Why It's Different for Funeral Directors
Most funeral-directors have no idea that 'rank in the local 3-pack for my city' is even a goal that you can aim at directly. It is. And when you hit it, the calls do not stop.
If you cover repatriation and personalised services as a funeral-director, your customers are searching for those exact words on Google before they call anyone. Funeral Directors who match those phrases on their Google listing pick up the calls before the competitors do.
What We Actually Do
Talking to funeral-directors who have come through our door, the same story comes up every time. Funeral Directors are doing the work properly but the customers searching online cannot find them. We do the technical work that most owners hate: writing schema markup, optimising local citations, monitoring rank for the keywords that actually convert, fixing site speed issues, sorting NAP consistency. You never have to know what any of those words mean. We just do the work and report on the result.
For funeral-directors, the search terms that matter are not "funeral-director" on its own. The buying-intent searches are urgent variations like "repatriation" and "immediate response needed". We target those exact phrases on your Google profile and on the funeral-director pages of your site.
What Most Owners Get Wrong
In our experience working with funeral-directors, this is the part most funeral-director owners do not realise. Google decides who gets called before the customer even sees a price or a review. The brutal version: if you Googled your own business name plus your town right now, and you're not on page one with a full Google profile, photos, and reviews, you're losing work every week. Maybe every day.
The Clients We Already Run
For funeral-directors reading this who already feel like they have tried everything, here is the bit nobody mentions. Most funeral-director marketing advice is generic and does not actually move the needle for funeral-directors. We do not have testimonials. We have card payments. Seven of them every month, all from real UK trades businesses you can find on Google. The mix is plumbers in three towns, heating engineers in two more, a paving firm in Staines, and a bathroom fitter in Blackpool.
Next Step: A Free Audit
Easiest first step: free audit. Send us your business name and town and we will send back a one-page assessment of your Google listing, your website speed, and where you rank locally. No call required.
The Three Things That Move the Needle
Local SEO and Google Business Profile
SEO done properly: we research the search terms your customers actually use (not the ones an SEO tool says you should target), optimise your site and Google profile for those terms, and check rankings every week so we can adjust if something stops working.
Missed-Call Text-Back
It is the cheapest way to get an immediate uplift in jobs because the customers were already calling you. They just gave up when nobody answered. The auto-text catches them mid-give-up and turns them back into a real conversation.
Review Automation
The automation only asks customers we know are happy (most clients filter by job type before we send the trigger). If a customer was unhappy, we route them to a private feedback form instead so the public listing only collects positives.
What It Costs
It is £199 a month plus a one-off £199 setup that covers your website. Less than £6.70 a day. One job from Google pays for the month. Three-month minimum, no contracts after that.
Setup
£199
One-off. Covers your website. Yours to keep forever.
Monthly
£199/mo
Less than £6.70 a day. One job from Google pays for the month.
What's included every month
- Website (included in setup fee)
- SEO management
- AEO management
- Google Business Profile management
- Website updates included
- Monthly performance report
- 4 blog posts per month
- Missed call text back
- Quote follow-up automation
- Review automation
Frequently Asked
What does it actually cost?
It is £199 setup, which covers your website, then £199 a month for the ongoing management. Less than £6.70 a day. You can cancel after three months.
What do you actually do every month?
We sort your Google Business Profile so it actually appears when locals search. We build you a website that loads fast on a phone. We get reviews coming in automatically after every job. We text customers back when you miss a call. And we send you a monthly report that shows what changed.
Do I need to do anything technical?
No. You do not need to do anything technical at any point. We handle the website, the Google profile, the SEO, the reviews, all of it. The only thing we ask for is information about your business and a few photos if you have them.
What if I already have a website?
Fine. We will migrate it over. The domain stays in your name. The content comes with it. The bits that work, we keep. The bits that do not, we replace.
How long until I see results?
Truthfully, we cannot put a number on it because every business is different. What we can tell you is what happened with our existing clients: most started seeing extra calls from Google within four to six weeks and meaningful ranking improvements by month three.
Can I cancel?
Three months is the minimum because that is how long it takes to do meaningful SEO work. After that you can leave whenever you want. Website yours, domain yours, no exit fees.
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