Honest Google Ads Management for UK Funeral Directors
Specifically for UK funeral-directors, built by someone who actually picks up the phone when you call and texts you back when you message him.
No agency overhead · no account managers · no upsells
Why It's Different for Funeral Directors
Funeral Directors have a particular problem when it comes to getting found online. The work is local, the calls are urgent (understanding costs does not wait), and the competition is dense. The fix is not generic SEO. It is specifically getting you into the Google Map Pack for the searches your customers actually use.
Most funeral-directors get the same kinds of calls: understanding costs, immediate response needed, and personalised services. Funeral Directors who show up first when somebody types those phrases into Google get the lion's share of the calls in their area.
What We Actually Do
For funeral-directors specifically, the picture looks like this. Most funeral-directors we speak to are losing work to two or three local competitors with better-ranked Google listings. We are your outsourced marketing department, except cheaper than one in-house hire and we actually deliver. Website, SEO, Google, reviews, missed-call recovery, content. One monthly fee, one report, one mobile number for everything.
Most funeral-directors we work with already have a website that is not ranking for funeral-director searches and a Google profile that is half-empty. We rebuild the funeral-director website on faster infrastructure and rebuild the funeral-director profile from scratch with proper categories, photos and weekly posts.
What Most Owners Get Wrong
For funeral-directors reading this who already feel like they have tried everything, here is the bit nobody mentions. Most funeral-director marketing advice is generic and does not actually move the needle for funeral-directors. The brutal version: if you Googled your own business name plus your town right now, and you're not on page one with a full Google profile, photos, and reviews, you're losing work every week. Maybe every day.
The Clients We Already Run
In our experience working with funeral-directors, this is the part most funeral-director owners do not realise. Google decides who gets called before the customer even sees a price or a review. The Pontyclun plumber paid in two days. The Nottingham one paid in six. The bathroom fitter in Blackpool paid in four. The heating engineer in Liverpool paid in four. None of them were on a free trial. None of them got a discount. They all just looked at the work and said yes.
Next Step: A Free Audit
Next step is dead simple: click the free audit button, give us your business name and town, and we send back a real one-page assessment within a day. If you like it, we can talk about taking it further. If not, no worries.
The Three Things That Move the Needle
Local SEO and Google Business Profile
The SEO work includes weekly Google Business Profile posts, a monthly fresh photo upload, citation consistency checks across the 30 directories Google watches, on-page optimisation tweaks based on what is ranking, and weekly position tracking. No copy-paste reports.
Missed-Call Text-Back
If you cannot answer the phone (because you are on a job), the system automatically texts the caller back within seconds. The reply reads something like 'Hi, can't pick up right now, on a job. What do you need? I'll be back to you within the hour.'. About a third of those texts turn into actual jobs that would otherwise have been lost.
Review Automation
The reviews bit is fully automated: a text goes out after each job with a direct link to your Google review page. Customers tap once and they are typing the review. About one in three actually leaves one, which is roughly five times the industry average.
What It Costs
There is no setup fee on top of the website. The website costs £199 once, that is the setup. Then it is £199 a month for the management. Less than £6.70 a day.
Setup
£199
One-off. Covers your website. Yours to keep forever.
Monthly
£199/mo
Less than £6.70 a day. One job from Google pays for the month.
What's included every month
- Website (included in setup fee)
- SEO management
- AEO management
- Google Business Profile management
- Website updates included
- Monthly performance report
- 4 blog posts per month
- Missed call text back
- Quote follow-up automation
- Review automation
Frequently Asked
What does it actually cost?
Same price for every client. £199 setup, £199 a month. We do not haggle, we do not run promotions, and we do not have a 'special deal this week'. The price you see is what you pay.
What do you actually do every month?
We replace four jobs you would normally pay separately for: web designer (£2k-5k one-off), SEO agency (£500-1,500/month), review automation app (£40-100/month), and missed-call answering service (£50-150/month). All bundled into one price.
Do I need to do anything technical?
Nothing technical, no. We do all the work. You give us the basic details, we handle the rest. If something needs your input we will text or email and ask in plain English.
What if I already have a website?
Most of our current clients had a website before us. We brought theirs across without losing any URLs or domain authority. Yours would work the same way.
How long until I see results?
Different things move at different speeds. The missed-call system catches calls from day one. Google profile changes show in days. Search rankings take months. We are upfront about all of this from the start.
Can I cancel?
Three months, then it is month-to-month. Cancel by text. The website stays online (you keep the domain and the site), we just stop running the SEO and Google profile side of it.
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