Counsellors: Stop Bleeding Money on Bad Google Ads
If you're a counsellor and your phone has gone quiet, here's why, and what we do about it.
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Why It's Different for Counsellors
Counsellors get a steady stream of calls when their Google listing is sorted. When it is not, it dries up. There is almost no middle ground. You are either visible and busy or invisible and quietly dying.
If you cover bereavement support and work-related stress as a counsellor, your customers are searching for those exact words on Google before they call anyone. Counsellors who match those phrases on their Google listing pick up the calls before the competitors do.
What We Actually Do
When we sit down with counsellors and look at why the calls have stopped, this is what we usually find. The counsellor business has reviews, has skill, but is invisible on Google for the right local searches. Specifically: a real website hosted on Vercel (loads in under two seconds anywhere in the UK), a Google Business Profile run weekly with new posts and photos, automatic review request texts after every job, and a monthly report that shows ranking changes in plain English. That's the system.
For counsellors, the search terms that matter are not "counsellor" on its own. The buying-intent searches are urgent variations like "self-esteem issues" and "anxiety and depression". We target those exact phrases on your Google profile and on the counsellor pages of your site.
What Most Owners Get Wrong
For counsellors specifically, the picture looks like this. Most counsellors we speak to are losing work to two or three local competitors with better-ranked Google listings. Most owners blame the economy when their phone goes quiet. The actual cause is almost always the same: a competitor with a better Google listing has taken your spot in the local 3-pack. That's it. That's the fix.
The Clients We Already Run
Among the counsellors we have already taken on, every single one had the same bottleneck. Their Google profile was half-empty and their site was not ranking for the urgent counsellor searches. Right now we run online presence for seven UK businesses: plumbers in Pontyclun, Nottingham and Cheshunt, a heating engineer in Liverpool, another near Battle, a paving company in Staines, and a bathroom fitter in Blackpool. Real businesses, real card payments every month.
Next Step: A Free Audit
We're not going to chase you with five follow-up emails. Request the audit, read it, and if you want to talk you reply. If you don't, we don't pester. Promise.
The Three Things That Move the Needle
Local SEO and Google Business Profile
Most SEO agencies work in three-month cycles and do nothing in between. We work weekly. Google Business Profile post on Monday, citation check on Tuesday, ranking pull on Wednesday, content review on Thursday. By Friday we know what is working and what to change.
Missed-Call Text-Back
Every missed call gets an automatic text within seconds. The script is plain and human (we wrote it ourselves, it does not say 'this is an automated message'). Most callers reply within minutes and book a callback.
Review Automation
We send the request as a polite text the same day, with a single tap link to your Google profile. No app downloads, no signup, no friction. The customer is on the review page in two taps.
What It Costs
Flat fee: £199 once + £199/month. Less than £6.70 a day. After three months you can cancel any time and the website stays yours. No exit fees, no transfer admin charges, no nonsense.
Setup
£199
One-off. Covers your website. Yours to keep forever.
Monthly
£199/mo
Less than £6.70 a day. One job from Google pays for the month.
What's included every month
- Website (included in setup fee)
- SEO management
- AEO management
- Google Business Profile management
- Website updates included
- Monthly performance report
- 4 blog posts per month
- Missed call text back
- Quote follow-up automation
- Review automation
Frequently Asked
What does it actually cost?
It is £199 setup, which covers your website, then £199 a month for the ongoing management. Less than £6.70 a day. You can cancel after three months.
What do you actually do every month?
We replace four jobs you would normally pay separately for: web designer (£2k-5k one-off), SEO agency (£500-1,500/month), review automation app (£40-100/month), and missed-call answering service (£50-150/month). All bundled into one price.
Do I need to do anything technical?
No. You do not need to do anything technical at any point. We handle the website, the Google profile, the SEO, the reviews, all of it. The only thing we ask for is information about your business and a few photos if you have them.
What if I already have a website?
Fine. We will migrate it over. The domain stays in your name. The content comes with it. The bits that work, we keep. The bits that do not, we replace.
How long until I see results?
Truthfully, we cannot put a number on it because every business is different. What we can tell you is what happened with our existing clients: most started seeing extra calls from Google within four to six weeks and meaningful ranking improvements by month three.
Can I cancel?
Three months is the minimum because that is how long it takes to do meaningful SEO work. After that you can leave whenever you want. Website yours, domain yours, no exit fees.
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