Newcastle Chimney Sweeps: Real Local SEO, Real Calls, Real Prices
If you've got reviews, you've got skill, and you've got the work, but the calls have dried up, your problem is Google, not the market. We fix the Google bit.
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Working Newcastle as a chimney-sweep
Most chimney-sweeps working Newcastle cover Gosforth, Byker, and a bit of Cramlington. The customers in those areas Google for what they need before they call anyone, and Google usually shows them three options. We get you into those three.
For chimney-sweeps working Newcastle, the busy postcodes are usually NE, with steady call volume from Quayside, Gosforth and Byker. Typical chimney-sweep jobs in Newcastle: smoke problems, cowl fitting.
What We Do
Here is what we tell chimney-sweeps working Newcastle and the surrounding areas when they ask the obvious question. The Google ranking for chimney-sweep searches in Newcastle is decided by the things most chimney-sweeps never touch. The list, with no marketing spin: website built by us, Google Business Profile run by us, review automation, missed-call text-back, quote follow-ups, monthly performance report, four pieces of fresh content per month. That's the package.
Chimney Sweeps in Newcastle who join the package go through the same chimney-sweep-specific onboarding: we collect chimney-sweep business details, photos, and existing reviews on day one. We build the chimney-sweep site over the following week and start the chimney-sweep SEO and Google profile work in week two.
The work coming through the door for chimney-sweeps is mostly cowl fitting, smoke problems, and bird nests in chimneys. Most chimney-sweeps are accredited with Guild of Master Chimney Sweeps, HETAS, and that is one of the things chimney-sweep customers check before they call.
Why Chimney Sweeps Lose Calls Around Here
Across the chimney-sweeps we have spoken to in Newcastle, the same pattern keeps coming up. The chimney-sweeps ranking in the top three of Google Maps for Newcastle get most of the calls. You can spot a business that has not done the Google work because the owner is always 'a bit slow this month'. The trades with sorted listings are not slow, ever. They might be picky about which jobs they take, but slow is not a thing.
Real Clients We Already Run
Chimney Sweeps in Newcastle get the same diagnosis from us when they ask why their phone has slowed down. The chimney-sweep listings ranking above them in Newcastle have more reviews, fresher photos, and weekly Google profile posts. If you want to know whether we are real before you commit a penny, ask us for a current client's number. We will give it to you with their permission and you can call them. Three of them have already taken reference calls for prospective clients this month.
Next Step: A Free Audit
If you are reading this you are probably already aware that something needs fixing. The audit will tell you exactly what, and the prices on this page tell you what it would cost. No hidden steps.
The Three Things That Move the Needle
Local SEO and Google Business Profile
The SEO covers your Google Business Profile (run weekly with fresh posts and photos), your website (on-page optimisation for the queries that bring calls), and your citations (consistent across the 30+ directories Google checks). Three pillars, all maintained continuously.
Missed-Call Text-Back
When you are on a job and the phone rings, you cannot always answer. The system fires off a text within seconds: 'Hi, can't pick up right now, I'll be back to you shortly. What's the issue?'. Roughly a third of those calls turn into jobs you would otherwise have lost completely.
Review Automation
What you get over a year is the difference between 'has 12 reviews from 2023' and 'has 50 reviews, the most recent one yesterday'. Google ranks the second listing higher every time.
What It Costs
We do not believe in hiding prices, so here they are: £199 setup and £199 a month. Less than £6.70 a day. The maths usually works out the same way: One job from Google pays for the month.
Setup
£199
One-off. Covers your website. Yours to keep forever.
Monthly
£199/mo
Less than £6.70 a day. One job from Google pays for the month.
What's included every month
- Website (included in setup fee)
- SEO management
- AEO management
- Google Business Profile management
- Website updates included
- Monthly performance report
- 4 blog posts per month
- Missed call text back
- Quote follow-up automation
- Review automation
Frequently Asked
What does it actually cost?
£199 setup, £199 per month. No surprise fees, no annual contract. Less than £6.70 a day. One job from Google pays for the month.
What do you actually do every month?
Six things every month: Google profile updates, fresh website content, automated review requests, missed-call recovery, ranking checks, and a monthly report. No add-ons, no upsells, no surprise charges.
Do I need to do anything technical?
None at all. We are the team you would hire to handle the technical side of marketing, except cheaper, and run by one person who actually replies. You do not touch any settings, ever.
What if I already have a website?
If you have already got a website, we will migrate it over and keep your domain. Your old content stays, your pages stay, your URLs stay. Nothing breaks. We just make it faster and rebuild the bits that are not working.
How long until I see results?
Some things move quickly (Google profile improvements, missed-call recovery, more reviews) and some things take longer (search rankings, traffic). Most of our clients see noticeable improvement in the first month and bigger movement by month three.
Can I cancel?
Quick version: three months minimum, then cancel whenever you like by text. The website stays with you. No exit fees, no penalties, no admin charges.
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